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Poor space joke, probably the only and the worst!

Posted by: Rob Goldsmith - Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:08 pm
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Poor space joke, probably the only and the worst! 
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Post Poor space joke, probably the only and the worst!   Posted on: Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:08 pm
Guys ur gonna kill me for this

Got told this joke by someone that should realy know better!

Saw this forum name and thought well, why not?

ok the joke goes:



How many ears does Spock have....................?

...............three, his left his right and the final front ear..




Ill remove myself from the forum now!

no wonder there arent more space jokes hey!

Rob!

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Post    Posted on: Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:51 pm
Groan! I just told that to some people and they didn't laugh. So there!


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Post Bad joke   Posted on: Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:26 am
Here is a space joke, but it is faulty:

Q. Why don't they send women into space?

A. Because it doesn't need cleaning.



This falls down on two counts:

1. They do send women into space

2. Space does need cleaning



I vaguely recall a quote from an unnamed NASA official in the early 1970s, which was something like 'We will send women into space when we can afford a 50lb recreational baggage allowance'.



I also have a couple of vulgar, tasteless jokes about Star Trek, and a few about Shuttle accidents, but they would probably cause offence.


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Post    Posted on: Tue Aug 28, 2007 4:21 pm
Lol

Ok now im realy going to lose friends with this one!!!!
Officialy my last Space joke lol



What is E.T. Short for?.....
..............because he has small legs.




I didnt get it at first, its poor! im sorry :(

Rob ;)

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